What You Eat For Breakfast If You're NOT a Loser.

Chia Seed Pudding with Lychees and Mangos

1 1/2 cup soy milk

1/4 chia seeds

3 Lychees peeled and seeded, cubed

1/4 mango, chopped

pinch of stevia

Bring soy milk to a light boil over medium low heat. Remove from heat and allow to cool slightly. Add seeds and stevia put into desired containers. Set in fridge one hour-overnight. Top with chopped lychees and mangos! Chachachachia!

(Yes the chia seeds you consume are the very seeds that make up beloved chia pets:D ChiaObama makes me especially giggly.)

Intense Kale, Carrot, and Pear Juice

Makes about 1/2 of a pitcher

8 cups of baby kale

4 whole carrots

5 pears

Just remove seeds, stems, and juice!

prepare to feel a good burst of energy upon completion of this breakfast!